Mistři v programování na #hovnokod

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Anonymous,

Protoze dry kod je prilis mainstream

... radek #23
.wrapper {position: relative;}
... radek #541
.wrapper {position: absolute;}
... radek #1270
.wrapper {position: relative;}

Anonymous,

Stylovanie v polskom style

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(1) div.second-column a {
    float: right;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(1) div.second-column a span:nth-child(1) {
    font-weight: bold;
    font-size: 15px;
    color: #000000;
    margin-right: 20px;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(1) div.second-column a img {
    height: 20px;
    width: 20px;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(1) div.second-column {
    float: left;
    width: 20%;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) {
    padding: 10px 10px 0 10px;
    height: 105px;
    border: 0;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div {
    height: 100%;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column {
    border-radius: 0;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.third-column {
    border-right: 1px solid #b2b0b2;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column {
    padding: 5px 0 0 0;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.third-column,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.fourth-column {
    padding: 5px 0 0 20px;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.third-column,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.fourth-column {
    float: left;
    width: 25%;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column i {
    font-size: 35px;
    float: left;
    line-height: 1;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column img,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.third-column img,
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.fourth-column img:nth-child(1) {
    float: left;
    margin: 0 15px 0 0;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column img {
    margin: 0;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column p:nth-child(2) span {
    margin: 0 10px 0 0;
    color: #7f7f7f;
    font-size: 16px;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column p:nth-child(3) {
    padding: 0 0 0 54px;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column p:nth-child(2),
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column p:nth-child(2),
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.third-column p:nth-child(2),
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.fourth-column p:nth-child(2) {
    margin: 0;
    font-size: 18px;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.third-column p:nth-child(3) {
    padding: 0 0 0 45px;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.first-column p:nth-child(3),
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.third-column p:nth-child(3),
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.fourth-column p:nth-child(3) {
    font-size: 13px;
    color: #b2b2b2;
}

div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column p:nth-child(3) span:nth-child(1),
div#vehicles-content div.vehicle-overview-third-row div.first-column div.row:nth-child(2) div.second-column p:nth-child(3) span:nth-child(2) {
    font-size: 13px;
}

Anonymous,

Když někdo stále upravuje kód, bez ohledu na dopady v jiných částech aplikace.

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     {* Pumpkin:     Everybody be cool, this button is fixed!
        Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks remove the korunka-button class, and
                     I'll execute every motherfuckin' last one of you! *}
     korunka-viewmodel="LoterieKorunka.VsaditTiketColumn">...</div>

Ondra Hlaváč,

FTW. Ctrl+U jen pro silné povahy

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Anonymous,