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Hlášky #1919

I once came up with what I thought was an elegant solution to a particularly sticky problem, in retrospect it was a bit of a mind-bender and made some heavy use of macro programmimg. Years later I found this comment from a maintenance programmer http://blog.jooq.org/2013/12/04/when-source-code-comments-indicate-trouble/

/*
The Total Perspective Vortex derives its picture of
the whole Universe on the principle of extrapolated
matter analyses.
 
To explain - since every piece of matter in the
Universe is in some way affected by every other
piece of matter in the Universe, it is in theory
possible to extrapolate the whole of creation -
every sun, every planet, their orbits, their
composition and their economic and social history
from, say, one small Macro.
 
The man who invented the Total Perspective Vortex
did so basically in order to annoy the IT
department.
 
Steve Weet - for that was his name - was a dreamer,
a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as some
would have it, a slacker.
 
And they would nag him incessantly about the
utterly inordinate amount of time he spent staring
out into space, or mulling over the mechanics of
Chelsea FC, or doing spectrographic analyses of
macros.
 
"Have some sense of proportion!" they would say,
sometimes as often as thirty-eight times in a
single day.
 
And so he built the Total Perspective Vortex - just
to show them.
 
And into one end he plugged the whole of reality as
extrapolated from one macro, and into the other
end he plugged the IT department: so that when he
turned it on they saw in one instant the whole
infinity of creation and theirselves in relation to
it.
 
To Steve Weet's horror, the shock completely
annihilated their brains; but to his satisfaction
he realized that he had proved conclusively that if
life is going to exist in a Universe of this size,
then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a
sense of proportion.
*/

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